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Small Chinese Confectioneries

Friday, May 18th, 2007 at 6:44 pm

Are you feeling rather down? Do you need a small pick me up from your favorite Chinese cookie? Look NO FURTHER:

Enjoy the joy of unFortunate. Read inspiring custom-crafted fortune cookies including such classics as:

If you can do the robot, you can sneak into robot dance clubs.

You will make many friends (in bed).

You will invent a humorous toilet lid.

If a cat pisses on your futon, piss on his bed.

You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial.

When life gives you ham, make hamonade.

unFortunate offers fun for the whole family. You can even print your custom creations right from your home printer. WOW! Enjoy unFortunate’s super Web 2.0 ish design and create away.

This post is: Random Web Finds, Psychology, General Funny, Web 2.0

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Small Chinese Confectioneries

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Robbie said,

May 21, 2007 at 6:42 am

Thanks, and lol @ pissing the his bed.

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