Lara declared:
Suplena! Ole!
Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 at 4:47 pm
So after a short ride home from school my sister headed to the mailbox while I grabbed my things from the back of the car. All of a sudden: enter a loud exclamation of confusion.
My sister picks up this small package from the mailbox addressed to her (but the last name is incorrect). The return address is for Ross Laboratories in Ohio. She opens the thing up and finds a freaking can of “Suplena.” It says: “Thereutic nutrition for people with reduced kidney function.”
JUST what my sister needs. I mean, she certainly falls into the demographic of 60-80 year olds with kidney failure.
Anyways, it’s some strange milk concoction-fake-drink-thing and we have NO idea how she got it. She also received an offer for membership at AARP a few weeks ago. Is some strange 75 year old stealing her identity? And signing her up for free kidney-drink supplements?
It all reminds me of that Southpark episode when AARP attacked the town… canes and all.
You can tell this was a cheap play on Splenda.
Suplena! Ole!
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