Crunchy Mustard

How many times has someone come at you with a “thanks for understanding,” “no offense,” or an “I appreciate it” to add that extra passive punch to coat their direct insult? My favorite passive aggressive notes are the business kind - a place where someone must be extremely polite (especially towards a customer) but would rather rip out their insides.

The extremely witty blog “passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers” showcases a fantastically superb selection of these gems. Here are a few of the best:

I spit in mine.
PLEASE STOP STEALING FOOD! (I spit in mine! Enjoy!) And I want my nice tupperware back!!!)

Go home Sally Perfect. Unless you want it to be eaten, don’t put your $30 organic Mediterranean Ahi Salad in your fancy tupperware in the office fridge.

And another good chuckle:

“That’d be great.”
Peter - I’m not too happy with your inability to provide me with some cookies. If we could fix this situation, that’d be great. Thanks, Jon.