Crunchy Mustard

I returned home this afternoon after a trip to the upper west side to my FUTURE college (go Bears… haha, like we actually get our feet dirty playing sports) AND picked up a copy of the Daily News. I’d usually pick up my daily dose of Page Six from the Post, but I was too late and the super market doesn’t like it when you shop late.

So, I flipped through, of course breezing past some of the world’s true problems, and went straight to the day’s Paris Hilton spread. This is day 7 (just in case you weren’t aware) and apparently Paris Hilton has come out that she believes she’s all spiritual and crap. As I’m sure you read and saw, Paris was toting Bibles and books of faith everywhere right after she was sentenced to jail. (And of course she held the title side out so that all the paparazzi would see.)

She made the following statements on the View (my show of choice):
“I used to act dumb it was an act and that act is no longer cute. I do not want to be that person for the young girls that looked up to me. I am 26 and it’s a different time. God has given me this new chance.” THEN: “My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that’s why I was sent to jail. God has released me.” She plans to do quite a bit of charity work when she is released as well.

Oh, Paris.