Crunchy Mustard

So, as you can all see the Crunchy Mustard crew is back after a nice long weekend of graduation partying and general mayhem. Now it’s time to get back to work! (Or not.)

Here are a few dilemmas I’m currently facing. Perhaps you can help me with them.

• Should I buy this leotard in “Sage” or “Blue Mist?”
• Should I buy an iPhone, or should I decide to not be a tool?
• And finally, is two week old bologna still OK to eat? (When I typed in “two week old bologna” into Google, this is what came up. A two week old baby made of bologna?!)
• Should I buy a mini-fridge with a separate freezer or not? (Remember: college life begs for frozen food.)

My sincere thanks to all who help with these matters. Your generosity will be rewarded greatly. (I promise.)

Sincerely,
Lara