Lara declared:

CANNED WHOLE CHICKEN!

Thursday, June 28th, 2007 at 11:22 pm

canchicken.JPGI received an unusual piece of spam mail today. Apparently, it is in fact possible to can an entire fully cooked chicken. Now you know.

I received this gem from The MRE Depot. Their front page displays a plea to prepare for disasters… such as earthquakes and pandemic flus. Excellent.

MRE is an acronym for “meals ready to eat” and they’re mostly used in the military. I’ve actually had one before with a “camping-lover” friend of mine. My personal favorite is the Beef Roast with Vegetables! It’s simple: Pop out the heater then activate it with a bit of water. There are even MRE condiments like Tabasco sauce.

Also, the meals good for 5-10 years after they’re manufactured by the leading US military food provider - Ameriqual Foods.

Now, onto la pièce de résistance! Butterfield Farm Whole Chicken in Water. Yummmmy! MRE Depot insists: “Excellent for Soups, Salads and Sandwiches. Quick and easy way to keep chicken on hand for your favorite recipes.”

This is a deal you can’t pass up:

Brand New in the US!!
Sold by the Can or by the case of 6 cans, 51 oz per can
Your Cost; $38.21 per case*
*With 15% Discount Coupon Below, Limited Time Offer
Regularly $42.95

If only they made Canned Whole Turkeys… I’d be set for Thanksgiving!

3 Comments for the post:
CANNED WHOLE CHICKEN!
  1. 1

    Robbie said,

    July 1, 2007 at 10:12 am

    Sounds good, I wonder when will they start making products like these around here.

    This saves you from a lot of messed up dinners, like you said, turkeys would be even nicer! :P

  2. 2

    Lara said,

    July 25, 2007 at 3:19 am

    Testing!

  3. 3

    Maryb said,

    August 29, 2007 at 4:42 pm

    Actually in years past you could by whole, canned, chickens but only recently I’ve looked for them again to no avail. Now, where do I order them?

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