Crunchy Mustard

Times Online has named the 50 worst celebrity baby names. (Actually, it’s entitled the 50 “craziest” baby names, but you be the judge of their quality.) I’ve picked a few of the most creative from the list.

Princess Tiamii: Jordan (pictured right) and Peter Andre - “We love it because it’s unique, plus it means something special to us. I’m going to get a tattoo on the back of my neck with a crown and ‘Princess’ underneath.”

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty

Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)

Memphis Eve: Bono

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)

Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)

Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)

Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy

Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)

Is the population of crazy people willing to name their kids after car parts and fruit equally distributed? Or does it take a special breed of celebrity?