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Yurij Dobriansky declared:

Grumble in the Bronx

Monday, April 27th, 2009 at 5:13 pm

Early in the morning,
before the world wakes,
I ride the empty streets.
And so, I get to eat.

I’m stopped at ever corner,
bins are dumped into my mouth.
I chew, I chew and I swallow.

Early in the morning,
the world wakes to my growl.
Grumble, Grumble
i cannot wait for my next meal.
Grumble, Grumble
I am your ex-wife.

The armadillo wraggles.

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