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Times Online has named the 50 worst celebrity baby names. (Actually, it’s entitled the 50 “craziest” baby names, but you be the judge of their quality.) I’ve picked a few of the most creative from the list.

Princess Tiamii: Jordan (pictured right) and Peter Andre - “We love it because it’s unique, plus it means something special to us. I’m going to get a tattoo on the back of my neck with a crown and ‘Princess’ underneath.”

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty

Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)

Memphis Eve: Bono

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)

Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)

Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)

Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy

Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)

Is the population of crazy people willing to name their kids after car parts and fruit equally distributed? Or does it take a special breed of celebrity?

In case you’re not a regular of the celebrity blogosphere: Lindsay Lohan’s “sober” butt has been busted again.

Lohan was busted for driving under the influence again this morning in Santa Monica. The police department says that she was involved in some sort of car chase with a Cadillac Escalade, while she was driving a Denali. She was first busted for driving with a suspended license. THEN she failed the booze test AND THEN (TMZ reports) cocaine was found in the pockets of her pants. Her blood alcohol level was apparently between .12 and .13, WAY WAY over the .08 legal limit.

Her bail was set at $25,000 and she was quickly released.

ALSO: Apparently the alcohol detector she was wearing was a fake (or so TMZ says.) The anklet had nothing to do with her arrest.

To top it all off, her court date for this DUI was set for this morning while the DUI she was busted for around Memorial Day is this afternoon. OH NO! Her attorney said this:

“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”

Just don’t get in the car next time Lindsay… that’s just plain stupidity.

Main Source: DListed

I returned home this afternoon after a trip to the upper west side to my FUTURE college (go Bears… haha, like we actually get our feet dirty playing sports) AND picked up a copy of the Daily News. I’d usually pick up my daily dose of Page Six from the Post, but I was too late and the super market doesn’t like it when you shop late.

So, I flipped through, of course breezing past some of the world’s true problems, and went straight to the day’s Paris Hilton spread. This is day 7 (just in case you weren’t aware) and apparently Paris Hilton has come out that she believes she’s all spiritual and crap. As I’m sure you read and saw, Paris was toting Bibles and books of faith everywhere right after she was sentenced to jail. (And of course she held the title side out so that all the paparazzi would see.)

She made the following statements on the View (my show of choice):
“I used to act dumb it was an act and that act is no longer cute. I do not want to be that person for the young girls that looked up to me. I am 26 and it’s a different time. God has given me this new chance.” THEN: “My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that’s why I was sent to jail. God has released me.” She plans to do quite a bit of charity work when she is released as well.

Oh, Paris.

In the video above Hasselback absolutely puts Rosie in her place on The View. Rosie can’t even answer her own questions and she throws out all the classic short stops: “Big fat lesbian Rosie,” “Iraq didn’t attack us,” and in her final blunder she stoops so low as to call Elisabeth a coward. In the end, she’s completely embarrassed and put in her place.

Oprah Winfrey told a crowd of 30,000 at Howard University’s commencement Saturday that her grandmother’s wish was for her to get “some good white folks” to work for. “I regret that she didn’t live past 1963 and see that I did get some really good white folks,” the talk show queen said, “working for me.”

I got some really goo’ black foolks’ workin’ for me too.

Uhh… not really, but can I just through the double standard out here again? How ridiculous would that statement be if I meant it? I’d be pounced on and executed!

Oh, and if you didn’t notice, Howard University is all black. It’s “affectionately known as ‘the black Harvard’” and is “the number one producer of African American Ph.D.s in the nation,” according to Wikipedia.

Source: Daily News

So how do you all think it will pan out? I’m really looking forward to a hit ending, but you know how sequels work. I just hope that the final Pirates movie (At World’s End) isn’t like that. Johnny and Orlando are too good looking for that to happen.

I guess we’ll just have to wait ’till the 25th of May then!

Dubai has decided that they’re going to recreate the world - or a world map made up of “small” islands off the coast of the United Arab Emirates. Sand has been dredged from the sea’s bottom to create these islands. “The World” archipelago is the brainchild of Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, the ruler of Dubai - I wish I could just pick up my things and create my own billion dollar archipelago.

Each island ranges from 23,000 m² to 84,000 m² (250,000–900,000 square feet or 5.7–21 acres) in size, with 50–100 m of water between each island. The development will cover an area of 9 km in length and 6 km in width, surrounded by an oval breakwater. The only means of transport between the islands will be by boat and helicopter. Prices for the islands will range from $15 million (USD) to $45 million (USD). The average price for an island will be around $25 million (USD). Dredging started in 2004 and in March of 2007 The World is around 90% complete.

So far the first celebrity to jump on the project has been Tommy Lee who plans to make a home for his ex-wife Pamela Anderson and sons there.

Dubai has naturally become a hotspot for the rich and famous (including David and Victoria Becham!) The city boasts amusements like an indoor ski resort and a sailboat hotel half under-water. Niceee.

A new concept has been born. The website “Famousr” features simple game of wit… a binary battle, if you will.

Well. It’s really not that complicated. All you have to do is pick which celebrity is FAMOUSR! Who knew Reese Witherspoo was famousr than Jenna Jameson?

Famousr also features a “Who Is ‘That Guy’?” section. Put a name on your favorite d-list celebrity - “that guy” you just can’t seem to remember.