Yurij declared:

Independance!

Friday, May 11th, 2007 at 12:26 am

No that’s not a typo, I’m a dancer so I try to stick it where I can.

I started out on CRUNCHYMUSTARD.com with dreams of writing something profound. Hoping to touch and inspire great wisdom. Every time I get to the keyboard, my mind goes blank. I try and I try to write. So i look over at the different categories hoping to gain some inspiration.

I immediately see General Funny and General Nonsense. Great! I can write biographies of both General Funny and General Nonsense, our nation’s two most decorated military men. I have no Scandals, not yet at least. My school life….what school life? Truly awful? I have nothing truly awful, besides my typing. Have I (alas) found my category? Television I couldn’t care for less since they’ve canceled Stargate SG-1. Ukraine, I’ve never even been there and I’m far from being an expert on it.

Am I so humdrum, so mundane that I have absolutely nothing to write about? Absolutely not. I’m reaching out to you. You, who have the same problems as I have described. Writing is like acting, don’t pretend or force, just do.