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In case you’re not a regular of the celebrity blogosphere: Lindsay Lohan’s “sober” butt has been busted again.

Lohan was busted for driving under the influence again this morning in Santa Monica. The police department says that she was involved in some sort of car chase with a Cadillac Escalade, while she was driving a Denali. She was first busted for driving with a suspended license. THEN she failed the booze test AND THEN (TMZ reports) cocaine was found in the pockets of her pants. Her blood alcohol level was apparently between .12 and .13, WAY WAY over the .08 legal limit.

Her bail was set at $25,000 and she was quickly released.

ALSO: Apparently the alcohol detector she was wearing was a fake (or so TMZ says.) The anklet had nothing to do with her arrest.

To top it all off, her court date for this DUI was set for this morning while the DUI she was busted for around Memorial Day is this afternoon. OH NO! Her attorney said this:

“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”

Just don’t get in the car next time Lindsay… that’s just plain stupidity.

Main Source: DListed

Via Filipino Martin Aquino’s blog:

A Philippine girl has allegedly committed suicide over a fake version of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. According to blogger Martin Aquino who heard the story via a Philippine radio news report, the mother and daughter had downloaded what they believed was a legitimate copy of the latest and final Harry Potter novel.

Sadly for the girl, the book was a fake, and detailed a gruesome end to Harry Potter and each of his friends.

The girl’s mother stated that her daughter was extremely upset over this fact and locked herself in her room. When the mother finally came up to get her daughter for dinner, she found that the young girl had hanged herself in her closet with rolled bedsheets and a nightgown.

Apparently, this girl was a Harry Potter fanatic: her room was filled with figurines, models, posters, toys, dolls, and the six other books.

So far, there hasn’t been much backing up this story except one other forum post I found via Google.

I believe it! After hearing about how wild people go with ruining the final book and whatnot, I feel like some people would wrap their entire lives around it.

I returned home this afternoon after a trip to the upper west side to my FUTURE college (go Bears… haha, like we actually get our feet dirty playing sports) AND picked up a copy of the Daily News. I’d usually pick up my daily dose of Page Six from the Post, but I was too late and the super market doesn’t like it when you shop late.

So, I flipped through, of course breezing past some of the world’s true problems, and went straight to the day’s Paris Hilton spread. This is day 7 (just in case you weren’t aware) and apparently Paris Hilton has come out that she believes she’s all spiritual and crap. As I’m sure you read and saw, Paris was toting Bibles and books of faith everywhere right after she was sentenced to jail. (And of course she held the title side out so that all the paparazzi would see.)

She made the following statements on the View (my show of choice):
“I used to act dumb it was an act and that act is no longer cute. I do not want to be that person for the young girls that looked up to me. I am 26 and it’s a different time. God has given me this new chance.” THEN: “My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that’s why I was sent to jail. God has released me.” She plans to do quite a bit of charity work when she is released as well.

Oh, Paris.

In the video above Hasselback absolutely puts Rosie in her place on The View. Rosie can’t even answer her own questions and she throws out all the classic short stops: “Big fat lesbian Rosie,” “Iraq didn’t attack us,” and in her final blunder she stoops so low as to call Elisabeth a coward. In the end, she’s completely embarrassed and put in her place.

As a Senior, I currently attend M. High School. Today the nation-wide event “Day of Silence” took place across high school and college campuses every where. To preface this article, I want to make it clear that I do not have qualms with gays or anything of that sort. I respect all human beings that walk this earth.

In response to this event, I had previously voiced my disagreement by creating a Facebook group here (entitled “There are more things to go silent an entire day for…”) and had all along decided to respectfully observe the day as it happened. Last night, my sister and I also decided to cut around 80 orange “remembrance” ribbons for the murder-victims of Virginia-Tech with small safety-pins to hand out to any student who wanted to wear one.

This morning, the Gay-Straight alliance club and their supporters almost gleefully took to the high school hallways with their outfits doused in black and attached pink 6×4 index cards with a folded ribbon detailing their mission. Read the rest of this entry »