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	<description>Mock Frogs and Other Assorted Oddities</description>
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		<title>This Magic Moment</title>
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I bought two new outfits, for myself and for you.
I was hoping you&#8217;d like it.
Our first time, we want to look good.
Tonight&#8217;s the night.
My Nerves. My Sweat. My Knees are trembling.
My stomach is on perma press.
I hope everything goes well.
I jotted a few lines down. I hope I can remember.
Everything&#8217;s set. I&#8217;m in my room.
It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.crunchymustard.com/index.php/2008/04/30/rose/</link>
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		<title>STARGATE: CONTINUUM TEASER TRAILER!</title>
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STARGATE: CONTINUUM TEASER TRAILER!!
LOOKS SO BADASS.
I CAN&#8217;T WAIT.
A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN AoT.
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		<link>http://www.crunchymustard.com/index.php/2008/04/22/stargate-continuum-teaser-trailer/</link>
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		<title>BSG SEASON 4 Premiere!</title>
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WOW.  
So, last night (or yesterday at noon for the hardcore fans), Battlestar Galactica premiered its fourth and final season. 
I just finished watching the season premiere. If I were to sum it up, it would something like OMFG! (oh my fracking gods). 
This has to be up there among the best ways to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.crunchymustard.com/index.php/2008/04/05/bsg-season-4-premiere/</link>
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		<title>The Harpsichordist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Grass is Green. The Sky is Blue.
All is black. All is White. All is black again.
A drip. A beep.
A line is made. A pool is made.
The whites turn Red. A White turns green.
A drip. A tick.
No motion. No Beep.
A push. A push. A push.
A Kiss. A beep.
All is black. All is white. All is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.crunchymustard.com/index.php/2008/03/04/the-harpsichordist/</link>
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		<title>Time Flies Like An Owl</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s almost March, already. Can you believe it??
In a recent conversation, I had convinced someone to think that they had misheard me when I had said that Time Flies Like An Owl.
While in a meditative state. I began to think about that phrase and found that there is some truth to it. 
Time really does [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.crunchymustard.com/index.php/2008/02/28/time-flies-like-an-owl/</link>
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		<title>Desolate</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Stitching. Stitch. Stitch.
She weaved and she wove.
Stitching. Stitch. Stitch.
The water&#8217;s boiling on the stove.
Stitching. Stitch. Stitch.
She rocked. And she rocked. 
Stitching. Stitch. Stitch.
Forward and back, crickle and crack.
Stitching. Stitch. Stitch.
The telephone rings, the whistle blows.
Everything stops, but her breath goes.
Tick. Tock. Tick. 
The cats meow.
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		<link>http://www.crunchymustard.com/index.php/2008/02/25/the-empty-city/</link>
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		<title>Snow Business Like Snow Business</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As promised, I&#8217;m back again for, yet, another blog.
As I was traveling home from work, a few days ago, by means of the subway (metro), I noticed something peculiar. Or, rather someone. It was a leprechaun. I  couldn&#8217;t believe me eyes. I thought to myself, this is rediculous&#8230;leprechauns don&#8217;t exist.I could hear my train [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.crunchymustard.com/index.php/2008/02/22/snow-business-like-snow-business/</link>
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		<title>Singin&#8217; How to Save a Life.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Note: I realize it&#8217;s been some time since I blogged last. You can say I&#8217;ve been on a sort of Hiatus. Rest assure, I am back. 
So, my day began just like any other day. I woke up at 6 a.m. when it is still dark outside. I went to school and suffered through my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.crunchymustard.com/index.php/2008/02/19/singin-how-to-save-a-life/</link>
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		<title>WOOT!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Merriam-Webster has chosen the ever popular phrase of exclamation, &#8220;Woot!&#8221; as their Word of the Year. 
The word was chosen from a list of 20 including others such as &#8220;blamestorm,&#8221; &#8220;hypocrite,&#8221; and &#8220;quixotic&#8221; in an online survey. The words competing generally came from the mostly frequently searched terms on Merriam-Webster Online as well as their [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.crunchymustard.com/index.php/2007/12/13/woot/</link>
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		<title>3 FLOPPIES?!</title>
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		<link>http://www.crunchymustard.com/index.php/2007/11/13/3-floppies/</link>
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